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Hello there, I'm Tim, This is my crime Tumblr. It may border on a sensationalist array of people with face tattoos, but I try to remain in both realms because I am a crime nerd at heart.

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  • So… this is the greatest story I’ve ever read. This un-intimidating looking British Columbia guy is growing a whole heck of a lot of weed on his secluded property, normal stuff you know, that’s what you do in BC. Anyways, because this guy is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, their are hella bears everywhere. You would normally think that between being a drug dealer and in the middle of bear town, you would have all the inclination to buy a god damn shotgun or something. No, this motherfucker doesn’t roll that way. Instead, he begins to feed the bears. And feed them all the time, with literal dog food. So after some time, he has a bunch of domesticated bears guarding his drug house, to ward grow rippers, who are all sorts of common in those parts. So let’s summarize. This guy… is the modern equivalent to a tacky James Bond villain. He has GUARD BEARS! Like, don’t even send him to prison, give him all the fucking medals ever.

    So… this is the greatest story I’ve ever read.

    This un-intimidating looking British Columbia guy is growing a whole heck of a lot of weed on his secluded property, normal stuff you know, that’s what you do in BC. Anyways, because this guy is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, their are hella bears everywhere. You would normally think that between being a drug dealer and in the middle of bear town, you would have all the inclination to buy a god damn shotgun or something.

    No, this motherfucker doesn’t roll that way. Instead, he begins to feed the bears. And feed them all the time, with literal dog food. So after some time, he has a bunch of domesticated bears guarding his drug house, to ward grow rippers, who are all sorts of common in those parts.

    So let’s summarize. This guy… is the modern equivalent to a tacky James Bond villain. He has GUARD BEARS! Like, don’t even send him to prison, give him all the fucking medals ever.

    Tagged: GUARD BEARS Drugs Crime James Bond Canada Where the weed where the weed where the weed at?

    Posted on May 25, 2012 with 402 notes

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      OMG GUARD BEARS. I’m going to do this. This is going to be me someday.asfldjkadsf;
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      LOL no this guy should never go to prison. We need to keep our CLEARLY SMARTER THAN MOST OF THE POPULATION people out of...
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      ^agree
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