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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

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I cannot stress this enough, meth is a killer. After only 4 years this handsome man became a battered shell of himself. The Faces-Of-Meth should teach everyone a lesson…

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The other day I was reading through some Canadian news, because I’m apparently weird like that, anyways, I happened across a headline that made my heart sink “24-hour-long blaze cripples Olymel bacon plant” I was distraught, I thought, sweet Jesus, Bacon, is our greatest natural resource, what kind of God would allow such a thing?!?

Then it hit me, this is a bacon plant… in Canada. Sooooo, I’m fucking confused. “Canadian Bacon” is like ham, so you know, fuck Canadian bacon. But the article doesn’t say what kind of Bacon it was, a glaring oversight if there ever was one. So not only am I confused whether to be heart-broken or not, I’m now generally befuddled as to how “Bacon” is interpreted in Canada, is Canadian Bacon called bacon? This is some Inception style shit. The real tragedy though, is that I now really want some bacon, of which, I have none…

canadian bacon is just bacon, to canadians, ham is ham, and americans are dumb.

I’m from Mexico… racist

This is a Baltimore area member of the DMI “Deam Man Inc” gang known as “Blizzard” He’s evidently very proud of his gangster connections,  what with his DMI tattoo’s scattered about his face.. White gangsters: Keeping thuggery proud since whenever Eminem released his first Mixtape…

Being a badass criminal has lost a bit of its flare in the age of Facebook. Gone are the days of a dapper criminal wearing a suit and tie whilst robbing a local Red Robin. This man is a classic example. He’s a local criminal, but something about the emphasis of his pubic region and the Star of David tattoo just makes his threat level seem… disappointing. I understand every man wants to pick up ladies via Facebook, but all I ask is you do it without looking like a Playgirl photo-shoot reject, you know, for the sake of criminals of yester-year…

When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse…

Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.

The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.

Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends.

All of this is untrue, this in no way exists, both Snopes and the fact that my pin is the same forwards and backwards confirms this…

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I decided to start stalking this girl, and then she said… stop hitting me with corn

Their is no strong mafia presence in Baltimore at the moment, though I have heard the Gambino’s had a faction there for some time. As the years have gone by, the Mafia’s interest in expanding to smaller city’s seems to have waned, so don’t expect a mafia presence in Baltimore anytime soon. From what I can tell any notion that Greeks run Baltimore can be squarely put on David Simon’s shoulders.

The real and somewhat anti-climactic truth is that their is no over-arching organized crime group that “runs” Baltimore. The largest crime groups in Baltimore are street and prison gangs. The Black Guerrilla Family is probably the most powerful of local groups due to their size and tendency to use violence. They are also the most organized of the Baltimore street gangs thus allowing them to make money hand over foot in the drug game. That being said, the life expectancy of a BGF member is getting lower every day as more and more of the city’s violence involves BGF members.

Besides the BGF, other large gangs are the Bloods, though they are extremely unorganized, with interfighting very common, the Crips, who have are in a similar situation as the Bloods but are a much smaller presence, and the Caucasian prison turned street gang Dead Man Inc. aka DMI. The DMI were created fairly recently and have grown exponentially in the last few years. DMI are concentrated mostly in South Baltimore, in the Curtis Bay area, where Caucasian populations are larger.

Overall Baltimore is a city full of independent groups, which is a major reason for the explosion of violence, with no order it’s a free for all. Gangs stick to the drug and weapons trade, as well as other blue collar crimes (robbery, car theft etc.) White collar crimes are run by individuals or small groups, for example their is no large scale group running illegal gambling machines, instead small business owners, usually Asian or Indian ones, run their own gambling machines in a small number of businesses.

Other organized crime groups, such as Hispanic gangs like the MS-13 and Latin Kings operate mainly in neighboring counties, while Biker groups such as the Hells Angels, Pagans, Warlocks, Outlaws, and Iron Horsemen MC’s tend to mostly operate in neighboring counties as well, especially on the coast. Neither groups have a very prominent presence in the City.

I’m sorry to have given such a long-winded post, but I’ve seen this question posed several times before and I hope this could put to rest some people’s curiosities.

I havn’t posted in a while, so naturally upon my return I’m going to post a pic of a Florida criminal with a whacky tattoo.

This is some Floridian with a tasteful mural to 9/11 tattooed across his neck. They should knock down the WTC memorial and just pay this guy to stand in it’s place. But real talk, I’m pretty sure this is what Captain America would look like if he was born in Florida.

There aren’t a lot of people I have absolute respect for, but this man is among a select few. To love the Fu-Man Chu mustache to the point of permanently engraving it on your face is a true show of dedication. It’s only a shame facial hair lovers of yester-year didn’t follow this example, permanent handle-bar mustaches? Fuck yes.